i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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