No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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