Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Your cock deserves a montage
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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