She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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