but the lizard people decide everything anyway
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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