I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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