Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
So I just went to clothing optional bar
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