I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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