Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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