So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
Randomize
