ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Randomize
