There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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