New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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