found the other keg... it's in the tree
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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