you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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