so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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