no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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