You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Randomize
