And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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