watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
