So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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