think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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