someone threw a dead crab at me
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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