At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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