Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
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