How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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