its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
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