that's an acceptable place to lick
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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