if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
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