If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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