All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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