Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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