you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
They have beer where we have blood.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize