just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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