your thong is hanging out like whoa
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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