i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Randomize
