So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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