I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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