: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
it hurts more in the daytime
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
My breasts were aching with rage.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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