butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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