Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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