69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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