is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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