found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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