New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
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