We're like a lot better than the average bears
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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