and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
no you cant smoke seaweed
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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