You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Randomize
