well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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