I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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