Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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