How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
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