You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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