is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
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